Check it Out

So my roomies and i went to a show today, in hopes of seeing an old friend of mine perform. We missed him, but we didn't miss the new sexy band called Raposo. To see why they are so cool, visit Betty's blog at http://www.swaysosway.blogspot.com/.

Also, download their shit. It's sweet, son. Because nobody controls my body like you can.

Break Up Letter

Dear 10 Page Paper,

I want to be fair and get to the point. We just aren't working. I know you can see it. I don't know myself when I'm with you. You don't satisfy me, not emotionally, not intellectually, and especially not physically. When i think of you, I do not think of a future we can spend together... I think of emptiness. You are not my hell. Hell is a place and it's hot there, supposedly. If you were my hell you would burn me, but instead when i think of you, I only experience an emptiness and cold that freezes my insides. When we are through, i may look back and say, "hey, you really weren't so bad," but really you are. I can't work on our relationship right now. I just can't focus on you. You know that, right? I can't complete you. I don't understand why you want me. Right now, you and I just don't belong. I hope you see that.

This is why we have to end. I never loved you and i never will. I'm leaving you for Multivariable Calculus. He is so less confusing. With you, paper, there are too many end games but with only one way to get there. With Calculus, there is only one answer, and i can get there practically any way i want. Do you understand that? Well, i don't really care if you don't. It's over.

I would wish you a happy life, but, i couldn't give a damn. Actually, i do care... i care enough to want you to burn in the firey pits of hell long enough for you to know you suck.

With all the Hate i can muster,
Mo